i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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