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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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