school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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