hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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