Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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