guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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