So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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