For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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