It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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