He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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