The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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