some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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