that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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