The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
