Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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