Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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