Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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