My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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