Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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