if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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