have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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