Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You made out with two different species that night
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
