can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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