i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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