I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
