I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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