Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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