you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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