Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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