That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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