just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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