if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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