HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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