Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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