What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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