I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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