Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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