Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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