How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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