You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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