So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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