that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We had sex on a dog bed..
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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