That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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