Dual....:-)
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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