Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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