$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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