i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
