why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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