Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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