I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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