i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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