is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so explain again why im purple
no
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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I need you to use more vowels.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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